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Chicka Chicka Boom Boom, Will There Be Enough Room (To Properly Social Distance Within The Coconut…

A told B, and B told C,

Jan 26, 2021

Chicka Chicka Boom Boom, Will There Be Enough Room (To Properly Social Distance Within The Coconut…

Jan 26, 2021

Stacey Zapalac

It’s Me, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green And I Would Like To Tell You About My Freedom of Speech

Hey there my fellow Americans, I am Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), and I am here to tell you I am mad as heck about Twitter…

Jan 25, 2021

It’s Me, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green And I Would Like To Tell You About My Freedom of Speech

Jan 25, 2021

Stacey Zapalac

I am Sen. Josh Hawley And After Much Consideration I Have Decided To Continue to Torment America…

During this inflection point in America, one might assume I would examine the collective actions of President Trump and steer my moral…

Jan 12, 2021

I am Sen. Josh Hawley And After Much Consideration I Have Decided To Continue to Torment America…

Jan 12, 2021

Stacey Zapalac

A Letter To The Guy Who Put His Feet Up On Nancy Pelosi’s Desk

Dear Mr. Barnett, I had an opportunity to become aware of you after your maskless photograph, lounging in Speaker of The House Nancy…

Jan 7, 2021

A Letter To The Guy Who Put His Feet Up On Nancy Pelosi’s Desk

Jan 7, 2021

Stacey Zapalac

Finally, A Female You Can Go Into Combat With

Many still suggest the Obama-era policy of integrating women into combat completely undermines our military readiness. Listen, I get it. I…

Mar 26, 2020

Finally, A Female You Can Go Into Combat With

Mar 26, 2020

Stacey Zapalac

Having ‘The Talk’ With My 80-Something Dad

I was mentally prepared for the call I would receive someday notifying me of my elderly father’s death from one of his many chronic…

Feb 14, 2020

Having ‘The Talk’ With My 80-Something Dad

Feb 14, 2020

Stacey Zapalac

Adam Neumann’s (Post-WeWork) Happy New Year Letter

Happy New Year family, friends, former co-workers, former employees, members, investors, as well as tequila and beer vendors! I hope these…

Jan 1, 2020

Adam Neumann’s (Post-WeWork) Happy New Year Letter

Jan 1, 2020

Stacey Zapalac

10 Reasons I Am Breaking Up With My Soy Vanilla Lavender Candle I Picked Up At A Craft Fair

When we met, your infused natural essential oils bewitched me, but now I find your scent too intense.

Dec 12, 2019

10 Reasons I Am Breaking Up With My Soy Vanilla Lavender Candle I Picked Up At A Craft Fair

Dec 12, 2019

Stacey Zapalac

The Best Goddamned Surprise 30th Birthday Party Ever

All right ladies, let’s huddle up, it’s almost go time and we need to do a quick check-in to make sure we are ready to roll for Karen’s…

Oct 17, 2019

Oct 17, 2019

Stacey Zapalac

Easy Steps to Getting Your Pre-Baby Body Back Before Leaving the Hospital

So you pushed out a tiny human, it’s time to get in shape.

Mar 12, 2019

Mar 12, 2019

Stacey Zapalac

Stacey Zapalac

Stacey Zapalac (@smzapalac) is a humor writer based in Chicago, IL. She has studied improv, writing, and satire with The Second City in Chicago.

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