Chicka Chicka Boom Boom, Will There Be Enough Room (To Properly Social Distance Within The Coconut…A told B, and B told C,Jan 26, 2021Jan 26, 2021
It’s Me, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green And I Would Like To Tell You About My Freedom of SpeechHey there my fellow Americans, I am Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), and I am here to tell you I am mad as heck about Twitter…Jan 25, 2021Jan 25, 2021
I am Sen. Josh Hawley And After Much Consideration I Have Decided To Continue to Torment America…During this inflection point in America, one might assume I would examine the collective actions of President Trump and steer my moral…Jan 12, 2021Jan 12, 2021
A Letter To The Guy Who Put His Feet Up On Nancy Pelosi’s DeskDear Mr. Barnett, I had an opportunity to become aware of you after your maskless photograph, lounging in Speaker of The House Nancy…Jan 7, 2021Jan 7, 2021
Finally, A Female You Can Go Into Combat WithMany still suggest the Obama-era policy of integrating women into combat completely undermines our military readiness. Listen, I get it. I…Mar 26, 2020Mar 26, 2020
Having ‘The Talk’ With My 80-Something DadI was mentally prepared for the call I would receive someday notifying me of my elderly father’s death from one of his many chronic…Feb 14, 2020Feb 14, 2020
Adam Neumann’s (Post-WeWork) Happy New Year LetterHappy New Year family, friends, former co-workers, former employees, members, investors, as well as tequila and beer vendors! I hope these…Jan 1, 2020Jan 1, 2020
10 Reasons I Am Breaking Up With My Soy Vanilla Lavender Candle I Picked Up At A Craft FairWhen we met, your infused natural essential oils bewitched me, but now I find your scent too intense.Dec 12, 2019Dec 12, 2019
The Best Goddamned Surprise 30th Birthday Party EverAll right ladies, let’s huddle up, it’s almost go time and we need to do a quick check-in to make sure we are ready to roll for Karen’s…Oct 17, 2019Oct 17, 2019
Easy Steps to Getting Your Pre-Baby Body Back Before Leaving the HospitalSo you pushed out a tiny human, it’s time to get in shape.Mar 12, 2019Mar 12, 2019