A told B,
and B told C,

“I’ll meet you at the top of the coconut tree — as long as you wear a mask and we are in tier 2 mitigations of the coconut tree.”

“Whee!” said D
to immunocompromised E F G,

“I’ll beat you to the top of the coconut tree, because I just got a prophylactic dose of Hydroxychloroquine and drank bleach!”

Chicka chicka boom boom!
Will there be enough room?

Oh, and look! Here comes mask-adverse H up the coconut tree, who still won’t wear a face covering even though there is an Presidential Executive…

Stacey Zapalac

Stacey Zapalac (@smzapalac) is a humor writer based in Chicago, IL. She has studied improv, writing, and satire with The Second City in Chicago.

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