Stacey ZapalacChicka Chicka Boom Boom, Will There Be Enough Room (To Properly Social Distance Within The Coconut…A told B, and B told C,2 min read·Jan 26, 2021----
Stacey ZapalacIt’s Me, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green And I Would Like To Tell You About My Freedom of SpeechHey there my fellow Americans, I am Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), and I am here to tell you I am mad as heck about Twitter…3 min read·Jan 25, 2021----
Stacey ZapalacI am Sen. Josh Hawley And After Much Consideration I Have Decided To Continue to Torment America…During this inflection point in America, one might assume I would examine the collective actions of President Trump and steer my moral…3 min read·Jan 12, 2021----
Stacey ZapalacA Letter To The Guy Who Put His Feet Up On Nancy Pelosi’s DeskDear Mr. Barnett, I had an opportunity to become aware of you after your maskless photograph, lounging in Speaker of The House Nancy…3 min read·Jan 7, 2021----
Stacey ZapalacFinally, A Female You Can Go Into Combat WithMany still suggest the Obama-era policy of integrating women into combat completely undermines our military readiness. Listen, I get it. I…3 min read·Mar 26, 2020----
Stacey ZapalacHaving ‘The Talk’ With My 80-Something DadI was mentally prepared for the call I would receive someday notifying me of my elderly father’s death from one of his many chronic…5 min read·Feb 14, 2020----
Stacey ZapalacAdam Neumann’s (Post-WeWork) Happy New Year LetterHappy New Year family, friends, former co-workers, former employees, members, investors, as well as tequila and beer vendors! I hope these…3 min read·Jan 1, 2020----
Stacey Zapalac10 Reasons I Am Breaking Up With My Soy Vanilla Lavender Candle I Picked Up At A Craft FairWhen we met, your infused natural essential oils bewitched me, but now I find your scent too intense.2 min read·Dec 12, 2019----
Stacey ZapalacThe Best Goddamned Surprise 30th Birthday Party EverAll right ladies, let’s huddle up, it’s almost go time and we need to do a quick check-in to make sure we are ready to roll for Karen’s…4 min read·Oct 17, 2019----
Stacey ZapalacEasy Steps to Getting Your Pre-Baby Body Back Before Leaving the HospitalSo you pushed out a tiny human, it’s time to get in shape.3 min read·Mar 12, 2019----